Doctor, I know you're very busy, but there's an emergency you must attend to.

Where is it?

Just a two-minute auto ride away.

What is it?

My grandmother, see, she's 85 years old. She's had a fall in the bathroom. And there's no elevator in my building. Could you please come and have a look at her.

I don't do house visits.

But it's an emergency, doctor. I wouldn't call you home for a common cold.

I said I don't do house visits.

But you're a doctor.

Exactly, I'm not a door-to-door salesman.

Precisely! I wouldn't call one of them for a medical emergency.

Mind it, boy! I've told you once that I'm not going to go to your house.

SLAP ACROSS THE MAN'S FACE.


You know what the worst part of this entire incident is? Even after receiving a slap from someone 20 years younger, the doctor didn't feel an iota of guilt.

Fucking businessmen, those!